When did my life get so fuckin' monotonous?

If I had a sex tape...well, if I had one out for the available public, it'd be called The Doctor is In....you all night long.

And maybe a subtitle about working long and hard for every patient.

Fuck yeah, le's cel'brate the bitch who said herself she shoulda got an abortion. How about a card, Ma? How's about some flowers, Ma? How 'bout you hold 'em while I piss on 'em, Ma? Fantastic job you did'a shootin' me outta b'tween your legs, lady, le's give you a fuckin' medal.

People should know by now. Nothing good can ever come of me being bored.

(So much for still being able to use half his icons after his sponsored account ran out. Stupid LJ. Also I need a header now.)

Personally I love the slutty Halloween costumes. Knock on my door in lingerie and animal ears/halos/devil horns and you can get all the treats you want....well...unless you prefer tricks.

<"a href="http://community.livejournal.com/just_postit/156239.html">Huh....laptop with a webcam?

....interesting.

Damn hot water heater broke.

Pan's hot sister is coming to town.

Women? Are fucking nuts.

Last I checked, I wasn't in a damn Lifetime movie where everyone has to "open up" and "share" in order to be friends. Maybe that's where I went wrong. It's impossible to be friends with women. Especially when you're screwing them.

Boat.